I really like Giraffes
Secretly Princess Diana
I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”
all of the Panic! at the Disco albums in order
how about that last gif though
It’s the little things, isn’t it?
i’m here to note that in the three seconds she took to read the message, the other woman appears to have moved from silencing her child to seducing a mildly uncomfortable man on the other side of the aisle.
Why do bachelors today seem to think that minimalist Scandinavian furniture is the height of home design? The sterile lines leave nothing to the imagination, providing no sense of true beauty or style. Crap, crap, crap! Men, take note here: buy at least one piece of furniture with some character to it. The Chesterfield sofa serves this purpose while also creating a comfortable place for you to sit your ass while drinking Dos Equis and playing PS3 with your old college friends. Don’t just buy furniture to fill square footage, buy furniture to make your home the living space you need. Some dipshits may accuse you of being stuffy from your sofa alone, however, you know that what it really shows is a badass nonchalance.
Turns out the blog with the url ‘macaroni’ is better than I ever could have dreamed.
"Nearly 7 weeks after Michael Brown shooting, Ferguson police chief apologizes to family through PR video."
Too little to late, Chief Jackson. We don’t want your apology— we want your resignation! Prayers and peace, as always, to the family of Mike Brown, however. I’m sure these empty words from the folks who took your child’s life aren’t much of a balm, but know that there are so many people out there with genuine empathy and sorrow for your loss. #staywoke #farfromover
the ferguson PD has been spewing lies since day 1 and this fauxpology is just another to add to the list
Introducing Genderfluid Giratina
I feel like tumblr has began to to just push any and every agenda they can find… Even if they got to make something up.
- Shutdown Shaymin
shaymin shaming you for some bullshit